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Ok...truth time...What do you use your computer for ? Well if you are like most people you SEARCH for information and send and check EMAIL. In an effort to expose you to a small sampling of the vastofferings of the worldwide web ...we have compiled a "To Do" Listof ten items that will expand your horizons and make you a true net citizen. So grab your mouse and let's get this party started.
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2. MAKE A PURCHASE ON THE WEB. Have you ever bought anything online? I tell ya...you can't beat it for convenience. Order a book orCD from Amazon and it's in your mailbox before you know it. Need a birthday gift ? It's as easy as a few clicks of your mouse. Christmas Shopping....a breeze. Oh... and if you're worried about using your credit card on line...don't....it's just as safe as using it in a real brick and mortar store. And speaking of real brick and mortar stores...all most all of them have a website. Macys, Walmart, The Gap, Sports Authority...you name it.In fact, check out our Shopping Mall to see a wonderful collection of stores. www.smartassmall.com So...home work assignment #2....buy something online asap.
3. GIVE ONLINE BANKING A TRUE TEST RUN... If you don't do anything else on the web..please..please try online banking. I promise... you will thank me.I gingerly ( yes I was skiddish)opened my first account 6 years ago in May 2000 and now I have 6 accounts all at the same bank including the SmartAss.Com account. Atfirst I was cautious...and just opened one checking account and used the Free Bill Pay to pay justone bill a month.Now I doalmost all of my banking there with with a few strokes of my mouse. I pay all my bills..receive direct deposits and transfer funds from one account to the other. When I am traveling..my banking is a 1-2-3- operation...so convenient...so efficient. Which bank should you try?...well as far as I am concerned there's only one choice..you simply have to become an Everbanker !!! You get between 3% to 4% Interest on your checking account balance with a bonus rate for the first 3 months...presently 5.5%...Free Bill Pay if you keep a minimum balance of $1500, an ATM-Debit card and 24 hour 7 day a week access with a real live personvia a toll free number.And besides internet access, you also get a paper statement mailed to you each month. You can't beat this with a stick. Take $1500 and open an account today. Oh yes..they are a real BANK complete with FDIC insurance.
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3. MAKE TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS
4. CHECK OUT A PERSONALS SITE
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5. OPEN A PAYPAL ACCOUNT
6. BUY AND/OR SELL SOMETHING ON EBAY
7. SAMPLE A CHAT PROGRAM
8. VISIT AN ONLINE CASINO...AT LEAST ONCE... If for no other reason than to to see what's going on on the net...you should visit an online casino at least once. The good ones give you the option of playing with play money so that you can get familar with how everything works. When you are comfortable, take a $20 or $100 bill and have some fun. There is nothing quite like the adrenaline rush of playing for real money. Remember...use the SmartAss Gambling Methodexplained in ourMember Only Links and turn the wholeexperience into a Forced Savings Event.There are lots of casinos online and some are better than others and some just down right stink.My personal favorite isClub Dice....where I can play my favorite games ..3 Card Poker and Barract...for a $1 per hand.Try doing that in Atlantic City or Vegas...you will never find a table limit like that.Also be sure to check out their live games...where you play against a real dealer in real time. You can even type to her..as you are playing...too cool. Oh yes..and you can tip her too. They also offer comps..that you can redeem for cash or gifts. I have won money at Club Dice and have withdrawn it without a problem andthey are always available24/7by toll-freephone. Without a doubt...my top pick.
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9. SHOP FOR YOUR NEW CAR
10. GET REAL ESTATE INFORMATION
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