Web Images News SmartAss eMail
Don’t Google It… Smart Ass It
A Look Back at The History of the Hunt
In The Beginning...

primitive hunterHuman beings used to actually go out and look for the items necessary for survival. Men would go out and hunt (Golf hadn't been invented yet), while the women would take care of the home and dream of a future where some weight challenged woman on a TV Talk show would tell them what books to read ( Hint: Harpo backwards spells what?) These hunts would bring in food, tools, weapons, and more. As people gathered together and civilization really began, specialization was required to take care of the many tasks that cities required. People demanded the necessities... like 7-11 Slurpees, Big Macs, Beavis & Butthead T-shirts and friendlier clerks at the local DMV office. These specializations led to technological advancements, which eventually brought them…

The Computer

Computers offered humans a way to simplify and organize their life (not to mention a much more convenient way to access Porn). Rather than go out and look for things, they were now able to tell the computer to find things for them. Most of this began with Archie who helped people find things on the first few hundred websites. But it continued with Excite, Yahoo, Lycos, Alta Vista, (what the heck ever happened to Jeeves), and of course…



Google allowed humans to no longer go out and look for things. They could now sit in the comfort of their home eating bonbons and search for things that can be delivered to them. Which reminds me, I got a fabulous deal on a nose hair clipper on Ebay. But alas, with so many people Googling, Google got bloated and a bit greedy. In an effort to increase their profits, they started subjecting their users to sneaky disguised “sponsored” adverting links. The people were outraged and in the spirit of Obama demanded CHANGE. Consequently, that lead to the establishment of a new sheriff in town by the name of …


smartass logo

SmartAss.com helps people find things in a straight up manner. There are no sneaky ads, just pure crisp search results. As if that wasn’t enough, SmartAss also offers their users the ability to have the Talking Donkey announce their own customized messages and the ability to get the coolest free email address on the web…YourName@SmartAss.com. But even more importantly, the SmartAss can serve as your personal mentor. As you look for the things you really need in life, you can get great advice. Think of it as you are off on a hunt with Chief Smart Ass himself and his faithful sidekick, the Talking Donkey. Here are some of the lessons and thought-provoking questions the Chief has offered in the past.

  • You're not doing anything wrong until you get caught.
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
  • If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
  • Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.
  • Remember school? The place you go to learn to communicate, and all they do is tell you to shut up?
These are some of the lessons I have learned on a hunt with Chief Smart Ass, maybe it’s time you went on a walkabout of your own with the Chief.


SmartAss Search
Click here to make SmartAss.com
your Homepage